[Fook-ette]

Verb, Grammar.

Often used to encapsulate the point in which a person, exhausted of all hope and general ability to care, recognizes the shittiness inherent in their situation and decides to take action. The impetus that inspires one to take a personal inventory of every fuck they have within them, gather them all up, and then toss them into the nearest tire fire available.

So, what's the fucking point?

Oftentimes, giving up is spoken of with a negative connotation. It implies a weakness of character. A pliable morality that condones unnecessary failure and frankly many other things that our delicate sensibilities won't permit us to repeat here. That being said, we'd like to interject amid the many insults "giving up" is assigned and, as General Douglas MacArthur once did during the Battle of Peleliu, call "shenanigans". More often than not, giving up on someone or something requires an incalculable amount of strength that we often pull from our inner depths maybe never to be replenished again. To these heroes of Fuckitude, these Keepers of Nope...this is for you. We are the forgotten scholars dedicated to the investigation and cataloging of the various moments of "ain't shit" and "fuck outta here" woven into the tapestry of all our lives. For we truly believe that when life presents an intolerable situation......Fükette.-Mgmt

 

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There are two truths that form the parameters by which I conduct my life. One, is that these bitches ain’t loyal so keep them bands inside ya hands cause no hoe can understand. Two, is that a healthy amount of Fükette in your day can lead to happiness and prosperity. Just look at me! I don’t loan fucks cause I’ve got none to give and I’m doing great writing laws and shit whatever idk Fükette!!
— Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States Sonia Sotomayor
Thanks to Fükette, it’s been 3 months since I’ve decided to abstain from both giving and acknowledging anything remotely similar to a fuck and my life has been great. My kids no longer bother me for anything because they know daddy don’t care. My wife can’t say shit to me in arguments that can hurt me because my reply is always “new phone, who dis?”. Seriously, there’s only so many things you can do to improve your life and this is one of them. I can’t recommend this site enough!
— FedEx Color Photo Copier Manager Dan Weissman
This bizzum bozzum wine isn’t gonna drink itself rapeaboo puddum pops!
OH GOD HOW MANY WOMEN!?! Comedian Bill Cosby

 

*Testimonies may or may not be real and may or may or be indicative of morally bankrupt and felonious behavior.

Fükette Face

A look at the visual manifestation of "Fuck This","What The Fuck?", and "Are You Fucking Serious". Consider this a gallery of the expressions you have and/or will see at various times throughout your life.

Cause you're boring and people hate you. Sorry.

Fükette News

In the midst of what can only be called a saturation of information to the point of absurdity, what can you do to prevent yourself from going teddy bonkers crazy or just plain ol' "Middle of an Adele album Depressed"? Why you can just read topics from the perspective of someone who is absolutely devoid of any and every fuck necessary to provide reliable commentary thats what!?! Do that! DO THAT NOW!!

Fükettetiquette

What is the proper protocol to avoiding someone with whom the creepy/clingy/functional sociopath tolerance levels have been exceeded? What if someone cuts in front of you in line at Fat Matt's Rib Shack and orders the last BBQ Rib Sandwich with the Rum BBQ Baked Beans? Fight or Flight? Let our licensed (hah,no, they're not licensed in anything) experts give you THEIR takes on how to handle the minutia in our day to day lives.

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