What would you say it is that makes Trump dangerous? The fact that his intellect could be measured in gummi bears? Perhaps it's because that he could be baited easier than the entirety of Cobra Kai, except that instead of an epic karate exhibition that will reverberate throughout all of human history, he has nukes.
Johnny from Cobra Kai has nukes.
Is he about to beat the ass of some out of town loser or is he about to aggressively grab some
unconsenting pussy? My guess is both.
Obviously, all of these things make Trrump more dangerous than a groupie telling a famous basketball player "No, don't worry about going out to get condoms. I'm on the pill." But it also makes his stupidity unfailingly dependable. Pretty much like the father from Growing Pains, but instead of sage advice with strong Christian undertones, he can only offer democratic uncertainty and the assurance that the United States has become court jester to the international community.
Our president just remarked that, as he's recently noticed, this Federick Douglass character and all the other notable negroes in the pantheon of What's Covered In 5th-Grade Social Studies have had an impact.
Porn sites with a mobile version have had an impact.
Squeezable bottles containing both peanut butter AND jelly have had an impact.
Febreeze cans in poorly ventilated bathrooms have had an impact.
"And let us not forget, Privacy Tab, hallowed be your name. Your subjects come, your will be done, from our screens as it is in the search history. Give us this day, our daily wank, and forgive us our foot fetishes, as we also have forgiven the slow page load times. And lead us not into forgetting to exit this tab once we finish, but deliver us from embarrassment and fury when we inevitably do forget.'"
These people have shaped and molded the nation in which you call home under a level of adversity and difficulty not even 1980s video game juggernaut Galaga can even conceive of. Men and women whose stalwart determination and core decency would be diminished if you were even to drive past the public library that housed their biographies.
So, please do the nation at least a little courtesy by silencing both yourself and your Coalition of Unemployed Negroes. You and I both know that they're nothing but your window dressing there to collect a check. Give them their money and complimentary 25$ Applebees gift card and be done with it.
Frederick Douglass was an African-American social reformer, abolitionist, orator, writer, statesman, and former slave. But, yeah, he totally has time for your bullshit.